The Alien Abduction Handbook: A Pre-Flight Briefing for Future Abductees by Peggy Lee Johnson; Unabridged MP3 Audio Book; Narrator Kuzulikas #4 - President of the Intergalactic Council

A tongue-in-cheek look at alien abductions. Nearly 4 Million people in the U.S. claim to have been abducted and examined by aliens. That means they have already systematically processed more than 1% of us, so it's only a matter of time before they get around to you.

Prepare yourself by learning what they want. This program will answer such questions as:

• How will your abduction happen?
• Should you pack a carry-on bag, or a light lunch?
• Can you request a postponement?

Yes! It matters what you wear! Buy this program today to ensure a pleasant journey and a safe return.

*Please note: There is nothing wrong with the audio files. It is supposed to sound that way. If you complain, you will be moved to the front of the abduction line.